at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
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