question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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