Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
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