ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
Just fell off a train. Bad.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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