I'm pants shitting drunk right now
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
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