Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
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