elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
Why is your signature on my underwear?
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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