why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
The power of my boobs compel you
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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