I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
Randomize