He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
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