awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
is that a dick in a sweater?
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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