did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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