I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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