Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
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