all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
I wish life had little blips of pornography
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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