Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
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