Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Just cropdusted the office
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
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