I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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