She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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