The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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