Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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