your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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