K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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