Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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