Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
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