Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
Randomize
