It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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