At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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