you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
There are leaves in my underwear?
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