What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
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