i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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