She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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