Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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