I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
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