at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
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