Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Slut skills are useful in every country.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
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