It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
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