another moral hangover. fuck.
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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