I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
Sober January is a disaster.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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