yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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