I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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