You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
When did angry sex become our thing?
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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