it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
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