508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
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