Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
So my grandma sent me a valentines day present of waterproof mascara, tissues, and chocolate. Way to reinforce that I'll be single and depressed on valentines day. Thanks grandma.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
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