I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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