kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
How drunk are you?
Completed.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
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