You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
YAS. BRING CRAB.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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