there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
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