Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
