did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
Randomize
