: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
The one thing I know about living in Vegas is the closest I'll ever come to being a father is singing the theme song from Full House to a garbage can while I eat an entire birthday cake.
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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