either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Randomize