New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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