Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
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