32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Ever since I got married, I've become the MacGuyver of masturbation
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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